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| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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