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| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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