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| During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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