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| Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.... more
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| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a... more
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| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w... more
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| What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... more
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| 5. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... more
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| 6. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... more
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| 7. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... more
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| 8. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.... more
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| Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.... more
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| 10. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.... more
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