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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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