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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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