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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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