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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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