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| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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