| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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