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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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