| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A child pointing to the tummy of a pregnant mother asks what's in there!!!
mother replies : A cute little baby!!
child... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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