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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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