| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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