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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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