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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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