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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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