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| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. The... more
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| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very... more
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| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the repl... more
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| Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We dont serve your... more
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| A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this gu... more
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| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat... more
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| A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serv... more
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| A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more
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