| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a... more
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| A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upsid... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We dont serve your... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge wh... more
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