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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:17/05/2012
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Views:108
 
Joke:A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you.""Why not?" askes the brain."Youre already out of your head."
 
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