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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:15/11/2008
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Joke:The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now dont let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "Im afraid I cant promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?" "Because Im the barman at your regular pub!"
 
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