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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:08/02/2008
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Joke:Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
 
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