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| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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