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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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