| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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