| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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