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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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