| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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