| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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