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| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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