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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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