| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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