| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you... more
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