| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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