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| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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