| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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