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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten ti... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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