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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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