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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been e... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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