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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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