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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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