| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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