| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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