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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/07/2008
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Joke:As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "Its not just one car. Its hundreds of them!"
 
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