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| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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