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| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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