| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
|
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
|
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
|
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
|
