| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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