| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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