| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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