A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Biologist jokes
Date Added:10/11/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:32
 
Joke:There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened upon them.He said, "You know, the hair follicles on a moose have a grain to themthat causes the hair to lie toward the back. The way you are dragging thatmoose, it increases your coefficient of friction by a huge margin. If yougrab it by the antlers and pull, you will find the work required to be quiteminimal." The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, "I cant believe how easy it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran across that Biologist.""Yeah.", said the other. "But we re getting further and further away from our truck."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Biologist Jokes:

1.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more

2.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more

3.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more

4.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more

5.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more

6.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more

7.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more

8.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more

9.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more

10.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners