A way to laugh your day away! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Friends :: Download Free Sheet Music Stop repossession Mp3 Music Ringtones Tantric Massage London Free E-Cards free online games watch homemade videos watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter Internet Marketing Property Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 09/70/2008 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologists wife, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you dont do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Dont burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Dont discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. " If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise.......well... Hell probably die"On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" she replied. "Honey.....he says youre probably going to die."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Adult DVD-Sex Toys-Adult Videos Copyright © Wantajoke.com - Joke site script developed by ARWScripts.com